joseph

1. (Joseph) (3472↑, 1143↓)

A man's man.Extremely Awesome.

Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph\!

Author: Joe carlin http://joseph.urbanup.com/2058554

2. (joseph) (2488↑, 978↓)

1.the amazingly hot guy. 2.perfect in all ways. 3.totally hot

oh wow look at that guy joseph he is totelly hot

Author: lil chy chy http://joseph.urbanup.com/2784458

3. (Joseph) (2865↑, 1353↓)

An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome

You just got Joseph'd

Author: mandy man http://joseph.urbanup.com/2123399

4. (Joseph) (1696↑, 716↓)

He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.

Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.

Author: Coimiceoir http://joseph.urbanup.com/3680433

5. (joseph) (1230↑, 651↓)

a young buck who knows what women like, and satisfies PYTs on a regular basis.

Man, can you believe that dude over there is hittin' skins with Eva? And he hasn't even bought her anything, or taken her out to eat, or nothin' like that...he's gettin' it with her sister too. Fo'rilla? What a joseph.

Author: Joseph A.B.N. http://joseph.urbanup.com/2781259

6. (Joseph) (710↑, 247↓)

the hottest fuking dude EVER\!\!\!\! wont ever take your shyet and has the best bod ever, cute, funny, smart, gorgeous eyes, and a fuking HUGE COCK\!\!\!\! the most bad ass dude you will ever meetever and loves music, girls, sports, gIrLs, sex, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, AND GIRLS\!\!\!\!\!\!

girl1:why u in a wheelchair??? wheelchair girl:j-j-jo-jos-joseph ;D girl1:i understand\!\!

Author: the john ;) http://joseph.urbanup.com/4108191

7. (Joseph) (537↑, 341↓)

Joseph: joe sef 1) A merciless [pimp] who will backhand [bitches] for no apperent reason 2) Member and one of the original creators of [p.c.c.] 3) Everyones father...

Joseph backhanded the prostitute cause she only brought in 999 dollars that night. Joseph fucked your mom, and you were born.

Author: joe fucked your mama http://joseph.urbanup.com/1932336

8. (Joseph) (184↑, 56↓)

Just plain bad ass.

That dude is Joseph, and thats not his name\!

Author: ellerbizzle http://joseph.urbanup.com/4566033

9. (Joseph) (158↑, 38↓)

a complicated, emotional guy who genuinely wants the best for everyone around him. He is incredibly kind, intelligent, passionate and funny. He makes an exceptional best friend, and will be an amazing husband/father.

Wow, any girl would be lucky to be with that guy, Joseph.

Author: happygf http://joseph.urbanup.com/5119119

10. (joseph) (213↑, 98↓)

A angel desended down from the heavens. When he woke from his sleep all of heaven froz. He loves poetry, geting couaght in the rain,helping people,learning, lvoe peace and yet has to reveal his true personailitys to other people he is a very solotary person takes religion very serius loves the smell of roses and when ever he crys it begins to rain. He is the desendent of god. And must full fill a prophecy.. so much is Unknown about joseph we must gather more information on josephs

"joseph"angel or to be loved by a angel has many goals and destinys that only he may choose good or bad..

Author: Heavens Angel http://joseph.urbanup.com/3668923

11. (Joseph) (160↑, 45↓)

Few things about Joseph are known. Joseph is easily mistaken to be a god, this misconception is due to the nature of Joseph. Joseph is a driving force behind all things majestic, preferring to take the humble approach of the mentor behind the god. It is commonly thought that all great men had a force of Joseph behind them, teaching until they were ready to make their mark on history. The religions which have come to realize Joseph dedicate their time to reaching a state of "Nirvana" in order to fully realize Joseph, finding that Joseph's touch on the world is the reason for all beauty, greatness and order. Even the Catholic Church realizes Christ learnt ethics from Joseph. Science is only starting to confirm the existence of Joseph. In late 1984 a quantum physicists by the name of Irving Stiffleheimer realized that since a quantum reaction is impossible to predict, it is possible that an entity outside of our understanding and above the laws of the universe exists. This solidified the modern theories on Joseph, creating the whole new science of Josephysics. Joseph's elusive yet essential marks on the world have been noted as far back as 500 b.c when Joseph gave Socrates his Philosophy and tutored him on the meaning of life. It is also almost certain that Joseph was also responsible for the creation of the Chinese, Egyptian and Babylonian Empires, but due to his supremely humble nature conformation has eluded historians and anthropologist alike.

Behind every great man is Joseph.

Author: SaintKaiva http://joseph.urbanup.com/4650081

12. (Joseph) (110↑, 8↓)

That guy that makes you smile from ear to ear. He will make you feel amazing. He looks AMAZING. His eyes are breath taking. His touch is tantalizing. He is the greatest guy you will ever meet. Hold on.

If he isn't a Joseph, get rid of him.

Author: kapplemac http://joseph.urbanup.com/5386202

13. (Joseph) (120↑, 58↓)

a character in the bible who interprets dreams and becomes a leader and prophet for the Israelites

Joseph was thrown in a pit by his brothers and sold as a slave to Egypt

Author: notnamedjoseph http://joseph.urbanup.com/4041218

14. (Joseph) (81↑, 26↓)

The non-biological father of [Jesus Christ]. Also the patron saint of carpenters. Usually boys named this are expected to do great things or be involved in huge events.

Joseph married Mary and could make some great chairs\!

Author: Liaceps http://joseph.urbanup.com/4552866

15. (Joseph) (56↑, 21↓)

A Greek God of Love and War. Wanted and needed by all, but rejected by many, but always remembered as a GREAT GOD\!\!\! And Guy

During the great war with the son of the Sun, Joseph commanded his troupes to slaughter all the males who defied him and therefore captured all the women. But he was rejected by many of these women but not all. Even those women who rejected him always felt he was a Great man. A God of sorts\!

Author: Pappa-Razi http://joseph.urbanup.com/4889744

16. (Joseph) (33↑, 8↓)

A man who is very kind, loving and passionate. A best friend and someone you should keep around for a long time. someone who never lets you down and always makes you smile and laugh.

That Joseph is so passionate about everything he does.

Author: Smexykisses http://joseph.urbanup.com/5802502

17. (Joseph) (19↑, 1↓)

A lovely, hilarious, good looking guy who is loved by everyone. Is easy to get along with and once you befriend them, you don't want to let them go. Feels like you've known them forever after only a week of knowing them. Most have brown hair and blue eyes. Is very good at art and music and tends to play the tuba. He owns the latest mac and blackberry and is very "hip". Everyone wants to be friends with joe. If your joe's friend count yourself lucky, as he usually creates application forms first.

you would usually meet joseph's on holiday and end up being friends with them for life.

Author: williamjodie http://joseph.urbanup.com/6030312

18. (Joseph) (14↑, 2↓)

a caring, gorgeous, funny boy that is always there for his girlfriend, friends and family whenever he's needed. also known as jolo, he doesn't really realise how truly amazing he is, he'll most of the time talk a load of stupid, but you've got to love him for it. he is incredibly good looking, lovable, wonderful and intellectual. he has amazing eyes, a cheeky smile, and adorable rosy cheeks. he will make you feel like the luckiest, happiest person alive, and little girls that fall in love with him will never let him go. he gives the best hugs and kisses and rasberries on record and he often wears cool boxers, smells amazing, is very tall, is a great tennis and football player, and is smokin' hot. he will always manage to make his girlfriend smile and feel special and loved up, and any girl lucky enough to have him is very lucky indeed.

'he's so adorable, that must be joseph'.

Author: babarinodee http://joseph.urbanup.com/6070691

19. (Joseph) (17↑, 6↓)

A complete badass, and bromacho. Referencing a bromachopotamous, hes one chill ass fucker. May not get madd pus, but he kick back with the nattys.

P1: Hey you're badass. P2: Yeah, hes a Joseph

Author: Marywether Lewis http://joseph.urbanup.com/5688406

20. (Joseph) (7↑, 0↓)

The perfect boy. There boy you fall in love with at first sight. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and has the best personality. He is so alive. You'll be day dreaming about him for weeks. You'll never be able to forget about him. He's "the one". The perfect boy. He lives out in the country, small town, and the cutest voice. He's an amazing football player, he's a star track runner. He goes right to your heart. He's the best person you'll ever know. In fact he's the best person in the world. He jokes around, is a gamer, and is super nice. It's soo hard to be apart from him. He's amazing. You'll do anything to be with him. Any girl would be lucky to even know him. Your heart will long for him. You'll be wonderstruck when you see him. He's enchanting.You'll never fall in love with a better person. He's flawless. Every conversation you have with him will be amazing. You'll charish every time you talk to him. You'll brush all the way home after a night hanging out with him. Every time you hang with him will be perfect. I will spend my entire life with him if i can. I love Joseph, I love him with all my heart. Keep him close to you forever, and never let go.

**after staring into his eyes and falling in love at that moment** "Hi, my names Joseph" **Keep him close to you**

Author: ILOVEJT http://joseph.urbanup.com/6322686

21. (Joseph) (9↑, 2↓)

great MAN\! knows everything, does not like being called Joey. Listens too some dope ass music\! IS one LEGIT motherfucker.....did i mention pretty fucking awesome\! PLUS hes a MAN so that just makes him cooler\! Last but not least hes straight THUG\!

fucking ayyy i wish i was a Joseph\! no doubt DAMNNN\! i wish Joseph was my NIGGA\! Joseph has majorrr SWAGG\!

Author: SWAGGGG KINGG http://joseph.urbanup.com/5839387

22. (Joseph) (5↑, 0↓)

The most amazing man to exist. He's a total nerd, but he knows how to treat people he cares about. Faithful, kind, caring, sweet and hilarious. Joseph is the best friend anyone could ever have. He's always looking out for everyone else. He can beat any dungeon on any video game, read any comic and tell you who would win a versus, can get into very long discussions on LOTR, anime & manga and even the Bible. Has a very unique sense of humor. Joseph is definitely a guy you want to get to know, whether you be a guy or a lady. But ladies, you can give up if he is taken. He is extremely faithful to the girl he loves, and usually doesn't indulge in relationships that don't have potential.

"I totally wish Joseph would give me a chance." "I know, he's so good to his girlfriend... but, you always want what you can't have..."

Author: Anonymous lover of Joseph http://joseph.urbanup.com/6357669

23. (joseph) (5↑, 0↓)

joseph normal has brown amazing hair, and the most georgous brown eyes. he is trueley awesome and has alot of skill when it comes to blading. if you meet a joseph you are very lucky as he is a very understandable honest humanbeing. extremely hot in every way, lady magnet. committed to the very end. normal shite at cod as he gets beat off there girlfriend. josephs are exstremely fit ;) so be aware once your attacked to one you'l never want to let them go. truey AWESOMEEEEE\! gotta love a joseph\!

[joseph][awesome],[hot],[fit],[amazing]

Author: truely blonde. http://joseph.urbanup.com/5872581

24. (joseph) (6↑, 2↓)

a real man and usually has a very large penis and is good in bed

wow he was so big, he must be a joseph

Author: niggintoohard http://joseph.urbanup.com/6142256

25. (Joseph) (5↑, 2↓)

The ultimate man, with black hair and brown eyes, is amazing at everything he does, never loses and created the definition for winning. He is swag.

The coolest guy you know= Joseph.

Author: ThatGuyJoseph http://joseph.urbanup.com/6214989

26. (Joseph) (4↑, 1↓)

Joseph is a taller person who is freaking smexy, blue eyes, brown hair, Can be a computer geek at times, Loves football and baseball listens to the oldies and here and there new music, Over all a amazing guy and any girl would love to have him

[Emily] Who's that cutie over there? [Sarah] That's Joseph, hes soo hot. :]

Author: Girl(s) http://joseph.urbanup.com/5852695

27. (joseph) (232↑, 229↓)

Joseph or "Joe" a bay area slang term for marijuana

"Hey ma I'm gonna chill with joe" "Yea we were really with joe" "I'm so josephed\!" "Hey lets chill with joseph"

Author: cactusinmyhead http://joseph.urbanup.com/2756842

28. (Joseph) (3↑, 1↓)

An impossibly incredible man, with beautiful blue eyes. Tough guy on the outside but on the inside different.

goodness that man looks almost as handsome as a Joseph\! He's a Hell of a Guy\!

Author: The Answerer of Everything http://joseph.urbanup.com/6202135

29. (Joseph) (6↑, 7↓)

One who is very knowedgeable of android phones. The worst enemy of the Iphone.

My name is Joseph, how may I be of assistance.

Author: joey4 http://joseph.urbanup.com/5840932

30. (Joseph) (1↑, 5↓)

hes a pretty cool guy and is quite funny, but is not all quite there and is usually labeled as simple. you can usually communicate with him by flaing your arms up and down and turning your head side to side.

Native call:SIMPLE JOSEPH\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Incognito2478 http://joseph.urbanup.com/6148644

31. (Joseph) (0↑, 10↓)

A guy that dresses as a girl who does drugs and is attracted to the name Gabe. He loves giving blowjobs and taking up the ass\! He prefers 6 inchers with a wide shaft. He always has cum on his face every morning and loves licking it off like frosting. His favorite saying is: taste the rainbow bitches\!

Joseph, I need someone to hold my [Shaft]. Come help me pull my rope Joseph\!

Author: Rainbow stiffy http://joseph.urbanup.com/6276252

32. (joseph) (5↑, 19↓)

very ugly guy, usually asian and often gay. josephs are normally obsessed with themselves and usually break mirrors cause they are so ugly.

eww that must be joseph\!

Author: josephsareugly http://joseph.urbanup.com/6223494

33. (Joseph) (56↑, 75↓)

Another word that is used to denote when you are good at something. It is also used as a substitute for the words expertise or forte. (sidenote: college basketball junkies will realize the connection between this word and a former Carloina star and flash in the pan NBA player)(the more you use this word in context, the more it grows on you, the cooler it sounds)

Bob's really great at picking winners in college basketball. It's his joseph. His girlfriend can really cook. Cooking is her joseph.

Author: Aaron N. Fortier http://joseph.urbanup.com/2328308

34. (joseph) (194↑, 228↓)

to look at the ceiling and count the dots on the panels. commenly done after tests. only works in schools.

after that test I was sooo bored man, I josephed for half an hour.

Author: Hero rasmussen http://joseph.urbanup.com/2885316

35. (Joseph) (52↑, 87↓)

LOVES organization, has a little bit of ocd. The youngest of four. Has a effed up memory. A warm hearted, sweet-talking, adorable geek. Enjoys playing xbox, guitar, sleeping, watching Rob & Big, helps me solve stupid drama problems, loves Jimmy Kimmel, Rockstar, beer and wing night, and hot showers. Average body with a booty. Loves listening to Pearl Jam, The Fray and Aerosmith. The greatest listener i've met (:

He's a real Joseph, i've never seen his room messy. I'm pulling a Joseph tonight. My OnTheGo playlist should be titled 'Joseph'

Author: cupcake030491 http://joseph.urbanup.com/3968116

36. (joseph) (37↑, 75↓)

rare slang for a joint

lets roll a joseph and get stoned

Author: maco1991 http://joseph.urbanup.com/4081407

37. (joseph) (49↑, 87↓)

bitter cold; the onset of cold weather the likes of which is rarely seen from other entities, such as Warm

Brrrr, did you feel that? It's April but Joseph is still out there...somewhere...

Author: The Wiff http://joseph.urbanup.com/2302374

38. (Joseph) (16↑, 58↓)

A Joseph: 1, Embarrassing yourself through a ridiculously clumsy action in front of all your friends. 2, Saying something infront of a group of people that makes no sense or contributes nothing to the current conversation

1, After seeing someone trip over the tiniest of ice patches "Hahaha, what a joseph\!" 2, "Whats that well known chain of pubs called? Not yates, ermmm" "Ah yeah, Achilles"

Author: The_Deathbringer http://joseph.urbanup.com/4885619

39. (Joseph) (32↑, 95↓)

an extremely awesome person who love to dance on hamster's faces and eat their brains out. Joseph's may be liable to eat your brains out too, if you get close enough.

Woah\! Did you see that Joseph on that hamster? Totally awesome.

Author: Shagmaster4453 http://joseph.urbanup.com/4071548

40. (joseph) (56↑, 136↓)

one who is waaaaaay to skinny

joseph is a word on urbandictionary.com

Author: yikes you made me jizz http://joseph.urbanup.com/3565067

41. (Joseph) (26↑, 107↓)

A male version of a skank [whore]. Thinks he's all that, but he's really an insecure boy. He thinks he's strong and muscular, but he really is as weak as a 4 year old girl... he dreams about sex all day, and is always trying to get some booty. Usually falls for shallow, self-centred, selfish, bitchy girls. He likes to get with the hoes and will marry a hooker when he is older. Probably will never date, but will always flirt. Very rebellious towards parents and teachers. And if he was a girl, he would be compared to a big ass, whore-looking bitch with a two faced personality. Go fuck yourself, because no one else is gonna want to fuck you\!\!

Joseph- Hey let me touch ur ass. I am SOOO Fucking cool Amanda- go fuck urself Rebecca-what a dick head Chelsea-ya really

Author: tellitlikeit is http://joseph.urbanup.com/4861310

42. (joseph) (19↑, 109↓)

Usually a blonde male who enjoys surfing. They usually hate basketball and almost all sports. They have white teeth and shiny watches, and usually have a girlfriend who hates sports as well but is better than everyone at high jump. Most Joseph's have a summer job at an icecream shop\! They are funny great listeners and have radical shoes\!

Hey look at that kid over there, his name must be joseph\!

Author: jellyyum ;) http://joseph.urbanup.com/3963311

43. (Joseph) (41↑, 142↓)

Guys with long-ass greasy hair.

Yo that Joseph has more beautiful hair than my girlfriend.

Author: Linzie Heffernan http://joseph.urbanup.com/3663893

44. (Joseph) (55↑, 160↓)

One who excessively beats his jimmy, wears two pairs of underwear shorts and a pair of jeans, asks way tooo many questions, needs help with everything in life, always wants to know where you are, always plays on their ipod touch, and plays x-box continuously.

Lets just say he was being a Joseph

Author: SpIdY995 http://joseph.urbanup.com/3552460

45. (Joseph) (31↑, 157↓)

Spending atleast over 10 hours of nonstope WoWing and using lame ass excuses like "I can't go to the party and fuck the bitches im raiding"

Taylor: want to go to this party with girls DTF Matt:nah man I gotta raid Taylor:wow what a "Joseph"

Author: taylorsund http://joseph.urbanup.com/3308843

46. (Joseph) (66↑, 224↓)

A Dumb fuck that is obsessed with sex, treats girls like shit just to get sex, and treat their girlfriends like garbage... probably cheat on them too.

"duUUUde, he was hella acting like a Joseph all night, i couldn't get him of my jock."

Author: juliejuleeeeeees http://joseph.urbanup.com/3308676

47. (joseph) (193↑, 520↓)

A male who could be easily mistaken for a female, if judged by the number of hair flicks per minute or amount of time spent co-ordinating his wardrobe. Lies somewhere between metrosexual and gay...but definatly more queer that straight.

Babe I'm not sure about this guy your dating, he seems like a bit of a joseph\!

Author: TuRBo_G http://joseph.urbanup.com/2291604

48. (Joseph) (145↑, 606↓)

The biggest sissy in the Bible, this is also applicable as a general insult for anyone who purportedly contains ovaries and tear ducts.

When Mahalalel got hit in the nuts with a baseball, he began to weep; what a frickin' Joseph

Author: Nathan Clarke http://joseph.urbanup.com/2012001

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Last updated: 2012.03.01